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Conundrum
Tue Apr 25 2006, 10:59PM Print
Conundrum Registered Member #96 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 05:37PM
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Link2

lol...

-A

"Bother" said Pooh, as he pulled off the Facehugger...
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G^3
Wed Apr 26 2006, 05:04PM
G^3 Registered Member #97 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 05:40PM
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Reminds me of this one from Bash http://bash.org/?104383 same thing

Ok quick question how do I make my link the thing with the arrow because then it opens in a new window?
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Part Scavenger
Wed Apr 26 2006, 06:22PM
Part Scavenger Registered Member #79 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 11:35AM
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If you press the hyperlink button when you put it in the post, (you know add the link=hyperlink url...) it does this. www.google.com If you just type in the address without any modification: Link2 , you get the arrow. cheesey
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EEYORE
Wed Apr 26 2006, 08:36PM
EEYORE Registered Member #99 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 06:10PM
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Whee!!!That is so funny!Both of them made me laugh like an idiot!Especially wizard one! cheesey
Really cheered me up guys!
Matt
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Wolfram
Wed Apr 26 2006, 10:15PM
Wolfram Registered Member #33 Joined: Sat Feb 04 2006, 01:31PM
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Even more of them here: Link2

A bit mature content, you've been warned!
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Ben
Thu Apr 27 2006, 03:05AM
Ben Vigilatny
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Link2
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Heiders
Fri Apr 28 2006, 03:24AM
Heiders Registered Member #268 Joined: Tue Feb 28 2006, 02:44AM
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ROFFLE

Nice job, guys.

"I put on my robe and wizard cap..."
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EEYORE
Fri Apr 28 2006, 01:25PM
EEYORE Registered Member #99 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 06:10PM
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Heiders wrote ...

ROFFLE

Nice job, guys.

"I put on my robe and wizard cap..."

"Dont censor with me censor, im the greatest sorceror in the land"
Matt
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Conundrum
Sun Jun 04 2006, 01:34PM
Conundrum Registered Member #96 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 05:37PM
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14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out


14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.

13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.

12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."

11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points.

10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."

9) Your cyberlover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.

Cool Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by.

7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.

6) You can barely make out your SO's face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.

5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.

4) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.

3) She's suddenly changed her address to **link**

2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious "**link**"

1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be.


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