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GreySoul
Mon May 07 2007, 12:07AM Print
GreySoul Registered Member #546 Joined: Fri Feb 23 2007, 11:43PM
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Here's a link to some really funny test answers. Some of them are probably fake, but i'm sure others are real.

Link2


So post a funny joke... geek related is a plus. if it's racy/adult themed maybe add a warning, after deciding it's not inappropriate first.

-Doug

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Mon May 07 2007, 12:43AM
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I would say that if it is racy/adult themed you are best off not posting it period, I have become quite fond of being a member...

In any case, no joke thread would be complete without the old quotations thread
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ragnar
Mon May 07 2007, 02:32AM
ragnar Registered Member #63 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 06:18AM
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Compulsary link to bash.org top 100:
http://bash.org/?top
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Coronafix
Mon May 07 2007, 03:23AM
Coronafix Registered Member #160 Joined: Mon Feb 13 2006, 02:07AM
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BP, some of those are absolute classics!!
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GreySoul
Sat Jun 02 2007, 07:14PM
GreySoul Registered Member #546 Joined: Fri Feb 23 2007, 11:43PM
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So this guy set up a youtube page to make fun of pseudoscience and misc BS

Link2

Everything is presented very well and sounds plausible to the uninformed....

It seems quite a few people are actually trying this stuff.

-Doug
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muciek man
Mon Jun 04 2007, 04:50PM
muciek man Registered Member #163 Joined: Mon Feb 13 2006, 01:55PM
Location: caledonia ohio
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this is not my joke and is a dumb little rhyme but i thought it to be approprate for the company

johnny was a chemists son but johnny is no more
because what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
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GreySoul
Mon Jun 04 2007, 06:18PM
GreySoul Registered Member #546 Joined: Fri Feb 23 2007, 11:43PM
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That's a classic one for sure.

here is the T-Shirt: Link2
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Simon
Tue Jun 05 2007, 04:39AM
Simon Registered Member #32 Joined: Sat Feb 04 2006, 08:58AM
Location: Australia
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More chemistry classics:

wrote ...

Johnny finding life a bore

Drank some H2SO4.

Johnny's father, an MD,

Gave him CaCO3.

Now he's neutralised it's true

But he's full of CO2

wrote ...

A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane
The second is one of my favourites. It was on the wall of a chem lab here are uni.
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Bjørn
Tue Jun 05 2007, 06:25AM
Bjørn Registered Member #27 Joined: Fri Feb 03 2006, 02:20AM
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This one is good, it is called "We spent two years and a million pounds to develop a great logo and instead we made four blobs of snot on a piece of paper" Link2

Tony Blair used the occasion to make a joke of his own: "When people see the new brand, we want them to be inspired to make a positive change in their life."
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Tue Jun 05 2007, 06:33AM
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There is a fairly ominous poster in my chem room
wrote ...

Sally didn't wear her goggles,
now she doesn't need them

I would have to say that at Ortel we have one of the weirdest slogans...
wrote ...

Say NO to know
(the no in 'know' is supposed to be crossed out)
With the idea being that when someone has a problem, don't say 'ya I know' (implying that you know about it, but haven't done anything about it), get your behind up and fix it.

But in general, you can't go wrong with a 'the recent 2 billion dollar study showed that over 40% of sick days are taken on a Monday or Friday!" or if you want to get nerdy "after spending 2 years and nearly a million dollars, the scientists over at MIT concluded that there were precisely 6.0221415 × 10^23 free protons in a 1L flask of 1M HCl."
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