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Tetris
Wed Apr 11 2012, 12:10AM Print
Tetris Registered Member #4016 Joined: Thu Jul 21 2011, 01:52AM
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 		This joke combines two things that I thought would have never been together in a joke: Shakespeare and logic gates.
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Turkey9
Wed Apr 11 2012, 01:24AM
Turkey9 Registered Member #1451 Joined: Wed Apr 23 2008, 03:48AM
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 		Also equal to one!
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m4ge123
Wed Apr 11 2012, 01:45AM
m4ge123 Registered Member #4118 Joined: Mon Oct 03 2011, 04:50PM
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 		The funniest thing about that circuit is its shape.
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Steve Conner
Wed Apr 11 2012, 06:51AM
Steve Conner Registered Member #30 Joined: Fri Feb 03 2006, 10:52AM
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Turkey9 wrote ...

Also equal to one!

I'm imagining the MIT drama society production of Hamlet. "Hey, 2B | !2B is always equal to 1, so this whole paragraph is redundant."

For extra geek credit, think up some scenarios in C where the above wouldn't hold true.
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Conundrum
Wed Apr 11 2012, 06:54AM
Conundrum Registered Member #96 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 05:37PM
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 		"A well known physicist (I will not give out his name) worked at CERN in Geneva, Swiss.

One day his wife said: "You spend most of your time at work, I want you to take a day off so we can go downtown and do some shopping."

Well, they went downtown, and his wife asked him to wait for about an hour while she went to the hairdresser. He was sitting at a sidewalk café having a cup of coffee, when a car stopped right there with a flat tire. A young, very attractive woman got out to look at it. Of course our physicist offered his help, and he jacked up the car and changed the wheel. After it was fixed, the young woman thanked him and said: "I live close to here, come up to my apartment and wash your hands."

He went with her, and of course one thing led to another. After a couple of hours he realized how late it was. "God, my wife must be waiting for me. Have you got some flour in the kitchen?"

He dusted a little flour on his sleeves and went to meet his wife. He explained exactly what had happened, but she looked him straight in the eyes and said:

"You are a damn liar, I can see you have been over at CERN and work on one of your problems on the blackboard, I can see the chalk dust on your sleeves!"

Which shows that it takes a nuclear physicist and not a psychologist to really understand women. "

(shamelessly ripped off from one of the science forums)
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Turkey9
Wed Apr 11 2012, 08:17AM
Turkey9 Registered Member #1451 Joined: Wed Apr 23 2008, 03:48AM
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 		If 2B = 2, 2B | !2B = 3... so can I transfer my geek credit to internet dollars?
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Steve Conner
Wed Apr 11 2012, 09:28AM
Steve Conner Registered Member #30 Joined: Fri Feb 03 2006, 10:52AM
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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 		Nope, wrong answer.

| is bitwise OR, so the answer is probably some big number that depends on the type of the variable 2B.

I should have used || for logical OR to start with, a classic C bug.
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Ash Small
Wed Apr 11 2012, 11:38AM
Ash Small Registered Member #3414 Joined: Sun Nov 14 2010, 05:05PM
Location: UK
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 		Conundrum, that reminds me of the other top CERN physicist, who's wife came home early from work one day and caught him in a compromising scenario with his secretary.

He looked up and said "It's all right dear, I can explain everything!"
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Alex M
Wed Apr 11 2012, 02:59PM
Alex M Registered Member #3943 Joined: Sun Jun 12 2011, 05:24PM
Location: The Shire, UK
Posts: 552
m4ge123 wrote ...

The funniest thing about that circuit is its shape.

Does look a bit rude doesn't it cheesey
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