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Bjørn
Tue Jun 08 2010, 04:15AM Print
Bjørn Registered Member #27 Joined: Fri Feb 03 2006, 02:20AM
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I found these shoes on the pavement, the owner has vanished in thin air. Only one sensible conclusion can be drawn from this, the owner must have been pulled upwards with such a force that the shoes were left behind. I made sure to take a clear and sharp picture so no one could claim that the evidence was fuzzy and could be "of anything".


1275970558 27 FT0 Shoes
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dmg
Tue Jun 08 2010, 04:26AM
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I also saw a similar incident, unforchunatly the aliens beamed the poor soul up while he was standing below a power line....
The force too, was trumendous, and caused the laces to fuse.

1275971170 2628 FT90693 Shoesonwire
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Proud Mary
Tue Jun 08 2010, 08:42AM
Proud Mary Registered Member #543 Joined: Tue Feb 20 2007, 04:26PM
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gatedbreakdown wrote ...

I also saw a similar incident, unforchunatly the aliens beamed the poor soul up while he was standing below a power line....
The force too, was trumendous, and caused the laces to fuse.

1275971170 2628 FT90693 Shoesonwire


Don't tweakers use the trainers-over-the-wire as a sign that they have drugs for sale?

As for the empty shoes on the pavement, the Fat Lady of Limbourg has said that to her certain knowledge, Total Instantaneous Spontaneous Combustion is the only possible cause.

Amid rumours that the shoes were the very shoes worn by Christ, Pastor Fred Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church, has pointed out that the shadows made by the shoes are pointing the wrong way, as with the American flag on the moon, evidence of CIA involvement and a chain of conspiracy going right on up to the leader of the Leader of the Free World himself.

"Thrown from below, or dropped from above?" - Oprah
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Conundrum
Tue Jun 08 2010, 11:42AM
Conundrum Registered Member #96 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 05:37PM
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bwahahaha...

simpler explanation, someone tired of their shoes and threw them out of a car window.

Either that, or someone stole them from a shop, tried to run off and forgot to tie the laces, so they "hot footed" it, literally. wink

-A

"Bother" said Pooh, as the seventh chevron failed to lock...
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Renesis
Tue Jun 08 2010, 12:11PM
Renesis Registered Member #2028 Joined: Mon Mar 16 2009, 08:13PM
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Proud Mary mentions Spontaneous Human Combustion, thats even more bogus than alien abductions. We're made of some 70% water, a human doesent burn even if he was exposed to a blowtorch. The most likely cause of the SHC myth is something known as the "wick-effect" where the persons clothes and the bodies fat acts like a candle, slowly burning until only the legs (which contains almost no fat) are left. This could be sparked by something as simple as a cigarette. The reason why this happens so rarely is because the conditions must be absolutely perfect, or else the entire house burns down.

And BTW aliens, would you mind not ruining our crops? If you need somewhere to land your UFOs then there are plenty of parking lots around. mistrust
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Proud Mary
Tue Jun 08 2010, 12:45PM
Proud Mary Registered Member #543 Joined: Tue Feb 20 2007, 04:26PM
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Renesis wrote ...

Proud Mary mentions Spontaneous Human Combustion, that's even more bogus than alien abductions.

To put things on a more scientific footing, how about a Renesis Scale of Human Bogusity?

It would need some nifty calculation to explain how something that was False could be made more False.

Boolean Qualitative offers little help if we argue that:

Bogus AND Bogus = Bogus. (We have more of the same, but not a quantitative more)

There will always be the worry that if we say that a Bogus thing was made more Bogus, then there must have been something in the first state that was not Bogus - in a word, that it contained an element of Truth.

Who would believe that the entire science of BOGOLOGY evolved from these simple roots?






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Renesis
Tue Jun 08 2010, 01:08PM
Renesis Registered Member #2028 Joined: Mon Mar 16 2009, 08:13PM
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Proud Mary wrote ...

Renesis wrote ...

Proud Mary mentions Spontaneous Human Combustion, that's even more bogus than alien abductions.

To put things on a more scientific footing, how about a Renesis Scale of Human Bogusity?

It would need some nifty calculation to explain how something that was False could be made more False.

Boolean Qualitative offers little help if we argue that:

Bogus AND Bogus = Bogus. (We have more of the same, but not a quantitative more)

There will always be the worry that if we say that a Bogus thing was made more Bogus, then there must have been something in the first state that was not Bogus - in a word, that it contained an element of Truth.

Who would believe that the entire science of BOGOLOGY evolved from these simple roots?

Bogology, i like it. If they started teaching that in schools then the world would become a better place tongue

I think we would have to base our bogusity scale on the average IQ of the subjected fields believers, the average spread between conclutions made by proper scientists and proper pseudoscientists researching the field etc etc



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Proud Mary
Tue Jun 08 2010, 03:13PM
Proud Mary Registered Member #543 Joined: Tue Feb 20 2007, 04:26PM
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Renesis wrote ...

I think we would have to base our bogusity scale on the average IQ of the subjected fields believers, the average spread between conclutions made by proper scientists and proper pseudoscientists researching the field etc etc


Isn't it interesting that millions of Americans are said to believe in 'alien abduction,' while abduction into the forest by trolls and huldes - which really does happen in Norway - is often disbelieved? So perhaps the Renesis Bogusity Scale should have variables like plausibility built into it? smile
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101111
Tue Jun 08 2010, 04:46PM
101111 Registered Member #575 Joined: Sun Mar 11 2007, 04:00AM
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Proud Mary wrote ...

while abduction into the forest by trolls and huldes - which really does happen in Norway - is often disbelieved?

This is true, happened to someone I know..

R.I.P. Harald.. :(
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Renesis
Tue Jun 08 2010, 05:24PM
Renesis Registered Member #2028 Joined: Mon Mar 16 2009, 08:13PM
Location: Norway
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Proud Mary wrote ...

So perhaps the Renesis Bogusity Scale should have variables like plausibility built into it? smile

Yes, but that arises a new question; how do we calculate plausibility? If we base that on witness accounts then alien abduction would score a rather high plausibility factor, and ghost sightings would be off the scale. neutral


101111 wrote ...


This is true, happened to someone I know..

R.I.P. Harald.. :(

Ditto. We never saw him again. dead
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