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dmg
Tue Feb 16 2010, 05:30AM Print
dmg Registered Member #2628 Joined: Fri Jan 15 2010, 12:23AM
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no real reason to post this, other then to satisfy my own boredom (and perhaps others)

----------------------------------------- 10 commandments of electrical safty--------------------------------------------- -----

(1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged capacitor lest it cause thee to be bounced upon thy backside in a most ungentlemanly manner.

(2) Cause thou the switch that supplies large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, so thy days may be long on this earthly vale of tears.

(3) Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou worketh are grounded lest they lift thee to high-frequency potential and cause thee to radiate also.

(4) Take care thou useth the proper method when thou taketh the measure of high-voltage circuits so that thou doth not incinerate both thee and the meter, for verily though thou hast no account number and can be easily replaced, the meter doth have one and as a consequence bringeth much woe upon the supply department.

(5)Tarry thee not amongst those who engage in intentional shocks for they are surely non-believers and are not long for this world.

(6) Take care thou tampereth not with interlocks and safety devices, for this incureth the wrath of thy seniors and bringeth the fury of the safety officer down upon thy head and shoulders.

(7) Work thee not on energized equipment, for if thou doeth, thy mates will surely be buying lunch without thee and thy space at the table will be filled by another.

(8) Verily, verily I say unto thee, never service high-voltage equipment alone, for electric cooking is a slothful process, and thou might sizzle in thy own fat for hours on end before thy Maker sees fit to end thy misery and drag thee into His fold.

(9) Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug.

(10) Commit thee to memory the works of the prophets, which are written in the instruction books, which giveth the straight info and which consoleth thee, and thou cannot make mistakes.

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radiotech
Tue Feb 16 2010, 07:57AM
radiotech Registered Member #2463 Joined: Wed Nov 11 2009, 03:49AM
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Here's one from a grand old New Zealand gentleman who was a director of a firm concerning radio "He who jumpers the interlocks ends up in a pine box"
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Bored Chemist
Tue Feb 16 2010, 08:18PM
Bored Chemist Registered Member #193 Joined: Fri Feb 17 2006, 07:04AM
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Never work on a piece of electrical equipment unless the mains plug is firmly inserted...
...in your pocket.

(Actually, that can be an uncomfortable way to find out about the RF filter in the equipment not having a bleed resistor across the cap, but it's probably not going to kill you)
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Dalus
Tue Feb 16 2010, 08:43PM
Dalus Registered Member #639 Joined: Wed Apr 11 2007, 09:09PM
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@ Bored Chemist
It will wake you up frown
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Zeus
Tue Feb 16 2010, 10:15PM
Zeus Registered Member #2316 Joined: Tue Aug 25 2009, 03:04AM
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gatedbreakdown wrote ...


(1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged capacitor lest it cause thee to be bounced upon thy backside in a most ungentlemanly manner.


Indeed thou must draw the lightning contained from a MOC like exorcising a daemon.

gatedbreakdown wrote ...


(3) Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou worketh are grounded lest they lift thee to high-frequency potential and cause thee to radiate also.


Thy body was not created to radiate in the manner of a Marconian creation.

gatedbreakdown wrote ...


(7) Work thee not on energized equipment, for if thou doeth, thy mates will surely be buying lunch without thee and thy space at the table will be filled by another.


Indeed, if thy were to contact aforementioned equipment it would bring upon much convolutioning and charring
which would be most unpleasant.

gatedbreakdown wrote ...


(8) Verily, verily I say unto thee, never service high-voltage equipment alone, for electric cooking is a slothful process, and thou might sizzle in thy own fat for hours on end before thy Maker sees fit to end thy misery and drag thee into His fold.


Thy sizzling shall bring upon many stains to thou workplace if one cares not of thou life and yet is houseproud.

gatedbreakdown wrote ...


(10) Commit thee to memory the works of the prophets, which are written in the instruction books, which giveth the straight info and which consoleth thee, and thou cannot make mistakes.


However the prophets speak in riddles so thy must be sure to interpret the teaching as they were writ, as many a
poor soul has misread a holy script and measured the current of a mains supply and discovered the godly power
that is given.

(Gatedbreakdown, I hope thee is not displeased of my "jacking" of thee thread).
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dmg
Wed Feb 17 2010, 02:23AM
dmg Registered Member #2628 Joined: Fri Jan 15 2010, 12:23AM
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verely, verely, I say onto thee, thy art pleased when thou hath jacketh thy thread.
please resume... eth
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Zeus
Wed Feb 17 2010, 04:26AM
Zeus Registered Member #2316 Joined: Tue Aug 25 2009, 03:04AM
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I fear I hath cometh to the end of my humor, as it ith a resource easily depleted.
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dmg
Wed Feb 17 2010, 04:29AM
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INSOLENCE!!! Feel the mighty wrath of thy LIGHTNING JAR!!! and the deathly horrors of the ROOT BEER CAN!!!
yes I am amuzed......

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radiotech
Wed Feb 17 2010, 04:47AM
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The line went dead after the word wrath. They want to know why you borrowed the slide rule.
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Myke
Wed Feb 17 2010, 05:14AM
Myke Registered Member #540 Joined: Mon Feb 19 2007, 07:49PM
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gatedbreakdown wrote ...

INSOLENCE!!! Feel the mighty wrath of thy LIGHTNING JAR!!! and the deathly horrors of the ROOT BEER CAN!!!
yes I am amuzed......

1266380974 2628 FT84279 Picture1

tatoofetish wrote ...

hit the capacitor can generate a deadly light
wink
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