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Competition for the most absurd output of Wolfram Alpha

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Firefox
Sun Jun 07 2009, 03:41AM
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Steve Conner
Tue Jun 09 2009, 01:50PM
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 		Here are some more...
Link2 Marko will like this one.

Link2 This gives the same smiley with furrowed eyebrows I got when I divided O_o by 0. Seemingly "complex infinity"...

Link2 This however is "indeterminate". I can't help feeling that Cantor would have worked out the answer before breakfast, though.

Link2 Sure enough, Wolfram still has some work to do on all the different kinds of infinity you can get. (see here Link2

Link2 This isn't completely useless, you can print it out if you run out of graph paper.

Edit: Since it was willing to try drawing a picture of the empty set, I asked it about its views on Zen. Link2 Link2
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Marko
Tue Jun 09 2009, 05:42PM
Marko Registered Member #89 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 02:40PM
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Steve McConner wrote ...

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Link2 Marko will like this one.

Bleh, that's actually the first thing I ever asked it - it just seems to give that same answer for many question beginning with ''are you''..

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Alternative seems to be this

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Steve McConner wrote ...

Edit: Since it was willing to try drawing a picture of the empty set, I asked it about its views on Zen. Link2 Link2

Haha. They've gone through all that and I still don't have my skin effect calculator :O

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Steve Conner
Tue Jun 09 2009, 06:33PM
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Arcstarter
Tue Jun 09 2009, 07:48PM
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 		Not sure what it is suggesting, but Link2 apparently i ask i can and it suggests i should try to multiply while drunk >.<.

Link2 It is quite polite, it is.

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Hazmatt_(The Underdog)
Thu Jun 11 2009, 01:04AM
Hazmatt_(The Underdog) Registered Member #135 Joined: Sat Feb 11 2006, 12:06AM
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 		Knowledge Engine.... bah Link2
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Mattski
Thu Jun 11 2009, 03:15AM
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 		XKCD answered.

I was really hoping it had the answer to this.
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Firefox
Thu Jun 11 2009, 05:22AM
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We could go around in circles allllll day.
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Thu Jun 11 2009, 08:17PM
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