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Competition for the most absurd output of Wolfram Alpha

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Hon1nbo
Fri Jun 05 2009, 02:26PM
Hon1nbo Registered Member #902 Joined: Sun Jul 15 2007, 08:17PM
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it won't do anything involving googolplex besides giving the definition of one... not even something as simple as googolplex*googolplex... or googolplex^googolplex
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Adrenaline
Fri Jun 05 2009, 03:57PM
Adrenaline Registered Member #235 Joined: Wed Feb 22 2006, 04:59PM
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African swallow
then...
European swallow

I have an answer for the following, but it keeps timing out on me. :(
I can't get it to link, so here is the query.
integrate(BesselJ[kappa+x,a] *BesselJ[lambda-x,a]*BesselJ[mu+x,a]*BesselJ[nu- x,a],-infinity,infinity)

Edit:
I finally got it to use my inputs here too:
Capacitance
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Backyard Skunkworks
Fri Jun 05 2009, 06:45PM
Backyard Skunkworks Registered Member #1262 Joined: Fri Jan 25 2008, 05:22AM
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DaJJHman wrote ...

it won't do anything involving googolplex besides giving the definition of one... not even something as simple as googolplex*googolplex... or googolplex^googolplex

Googolplex = googol^googol

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WA does not seem to like numbers of that size very much.
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Avalanche
Fri Jun 05 2009, 08:31PM
Avalanche Registered Member #103 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 08:16PM
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superconductor cheesey Link2

If people are electrons, and rush hour is resistance, we can use this to calculate the average person ohms. For this I asked for the duration of rush hour (97 minutes) and the population of the uk. The graph shows how the person ohms has increased since 1970. Link2
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Conundrum
Fri Jun 05 2009, 10:30PM
Conundrum Registered Member #96 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 05:37PM
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:)

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-A
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Firefox
Sat Jun 06 2009, 12:56AM
Firefox Registered Member #1389 Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 12:50AM
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I think I borked the grapher.
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Aperture Science
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Mesa Laboratories
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Hazmatt_(The Underdog)
Sat Jun 06 2009, 05:01AM
Hazmatt_(The Underdog) Registered Member #135 Joined: Sat Feb 11 2006, 12:06AM
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Link2

aww.. I really wanted to know too.

(if you don't get it.. I have a really bent and absurd sense of humor, that and its a silly old joke.. so there.)
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aonomus
Sat Jun 06 2009, 01:13PM
aonomus Registered Member #1497 Joined: Thu May 22 2008, 05:24AM
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Hazmatt: Link2

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ragnar
Sat Jun 06 2009, 04:40PM
ragnar Registered Member #63 Joined: Thu Feb 09 2006, 06:18AM
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Sufficiently long calculations will break it,eg "when is 5 trillion days from now"

1244306410 63 FT70770 Walpha1

1244306410 63 FT70770 Walpha2

1244306410 63 FT70770 Walpha3

1244306410 63 FT70770 Walpha4
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rp181
Sat Jun 06 2009, 04:44PM
rp181 Registered Member #1062 Joined: Tue Oct 16 2007, 02:01AM
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Did you know the resistivity and thermal conductivity of the human brain? O.O

This does seem useful though....
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